Jets · Brooklyn · Updated October 19, 2026 The Jets name five Brooklyn bars. Three are Giants bars too, and two entries no longer match the bar. We opened the Jets Bar Network page on newyorkjets.com and then the website behind every Brooklyn address on it. One entry uses a name no bar at that […]
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Giants · Brooklyn · Updated October 19, 2026 The Giants keep their own list of bars. Eight are in Brooklyn, and three are a walk from our door. We read the Giants Bar Network page on giants.com, then each Brooklyn bar’s own website: Sunday opening time, screens, Sunday Ticket, and whether the word Giants appears […]
Oysters · West Village · Updated October 9, 2026 Seven West Village rooms print what their oysters cost. Per oyster, that is $2 to $5. On October 9, 2026 we read the raw-bar menus that West Village restaurants and bars publish on their own websites, and worked out what each one charges per oyster. One […]
Spritz · West Village · Updated October 9, 2026 Eight West Village rooms put a spritz on their menu. Here is what each one charges, ours included. On October 9, 2026 we read the drinks menus that West Village bars and restaurants publish themselves, looking for two things: a drink called a spritz, and a […]
Gluten-free · Park Slope · Updated October 7, 2026 Two Park Slope kitchens are 100% gluten-free, and they share one corner of 5th Avenue. Here is everyone else, labeled honestly. We read six Park Slope menus and sorted them by what they actually promise: a kitchen with no gluten in it, a menu that marks […]
Oysters · Park Slope · Updated October 7, 2026 Four Park Slope bars print $1.50 oysters. Here is which day, which hour and which oyster. We read the raw-bar menus and happy-hour posters of every Park Slope bar we could find that shucks oysters, plus one in Boerum Hill, and lined up the cheap hour […]
Holiday parties · Brooklyn · Updated October 7, 2026 December fills first. Here is what sixteen Brooklyn venues print about price, minimums and booking dates. We read the party pages of sixteen Brooklyn bars, breweries, beer halls and event rooms, from our own block of Park Slope to Williamsburg, and wrote down every number they […]
World Series · Brooklyn · Updated October 20, 2026 Game 1, Rays at Brewers, is Friday, October 23, at 8:00 PM ET on FOX. Here is which Brooklyn bars say, in their own words, that they show baseball. We read Major League Baseball’s postseason schedule, then the websites of Brooklyn’s sports bars, looking for three […]
NYC Marathon · Park Slope · Updated October 5, 2026 The runners come up 4th Avenue, a block from our door. Here is which bars are open while they pass. On Sunday, November 1, 2026 the TCS New York City Marathon runs up 4th Avenue through Park Slope on its way to mile 8 at […]
Halloween · Park Slope · Updated October 19, 2026 Nine places near the children’s parade, plus ours twelve minutes past the finish. Here is which doors welcome kids. At 6:30 PM on Saturday, October 31, 2026 the Park Slope Civic Council’s children’s Halloween parade sets off from 7th Avenue and 14th Street, marches north to […]








